- You start going down on her and she lets you know her clit is about half an inch higher than you previously thought it was.
- You ejaculate in her mouth and her response is “hmmm….a slight hint of pineapple. Interesting.”
- When it takes longer to get her off, and you don’t understand why “all the other girls” came so much faster.
- That awkward moment when she explains the “other girls” were probably faking it because you didn’t know what you were doing, but they didn’t want to say anything.
- That even more awkward moment when you realize she’s probably right.
- When you try to tease her by remarking how attractive some other chick is, and her response is to look and say “damn, she is hot. Bet I could get in her pants before you.”
- Underwear? What underwear? It’s 90 degrees on a Tuesday, dude.
- You both orgasm in a passionate fury, and 10 minutes later she rolls over and says “ready for another go?”
- She talks you into letting her stick her finger in your backdoor and press your prostate while going down on you. You cum harder than you ever have in your life. You secretly wonder what this means.
- No, that’s not a neck massager. However, it does help her relax.
“72 virgins? Why not 72 slutty broads who know what they`re doing?”—Jeff Dunham